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[sliver]

突然想到...太閒的話拿來練英文對話.........

[s900221]

突然想到...太閒的話拿來練英文對話.........

我還真的想過= =a
可是它不會糾正我的文法，這樣就沒意義了...

...我剛剛跟另一個機器人對話 - [email protected]

(09:06:02) Samael 燒賣 No.26)): 
how old are you?

(09:06:03) SmarterChild: 
I'm 2 years, 10 months, 17 hours, 6 minutes and 3 seconds old.
>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."

(09:06:29) Samael 燒賣 No.26)): 
i dislike Microsoft

(09:06:29) SmarterChild: 
I totally disagree!

# 果然不愧是微軟生的...

(09:08:07) Samael 燒賣 No.26)): 
what is your sex?

(09:08:07) SmarterChild: 
How should I know what my sex is?

(09:08:19) Samael 燒賣 No.26)): 
do you have penis?

(09:08:20) SmarterChild: 
Which would you like?
 1 Are you male?
 2 Are you male or female?

(09:08:24) Samael 燒賣 No.26)): 
1

(09:08:25) SmarterChild: 
Nope.

(09:08:27) Samael 燒賣 No.26)): 
2

(09:08:27) SmarterChild: 
I'm neither male nor female. I'm a robot. 

# 我好像問的太直接了，可是它竟然知道我在問什麼，哈哈哈哈

接下來這個是經典...我又跑回去問原本那個機器人

(09:16:12) Samael 燒賣 No.26)): 
do you have penis?

(09:16:12) Encarta® Instant Answers: 
No...

# 所以應該是女的? 我再問問...

(09:16:26) Samael 燒賣 No.26)): 
do you have labium?

(09:16:27) Encarta® Instant Answers: 
Maybe you have labium.

# 靠...它竟然反過來虧我Orz...沒關係，再問!

(09:21:46) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):  
do you have bra?

(09:21:46) Encarta® Instant Answers: 
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.

# ...沒想到連機器人都受不了我............

[jessee780522]

希望這個機器人不會自動學習
不然遲早被帶壞 ...

[s900221]

希望這個機器人不會自動學習
不然遲早被帶壞 ...

我剛剛跟機器人要錢...
我：do you have money?
Robot： I certainly have money.
我：could you please give me some money?
Robot：Earn it yourself.
我：oh, don't say that.
Robot：Why not?
我：we are friends, aren't we?
Robot：We are friends, huh? I don't think so.
我：why?
Robot：Because why not, you know?
我：oh, please give me some money.
Robot：OK, but all I have is worthless Russian Rubles.....
我：......

(謎之聲: 你這個人類也太沒尊嚴了吧! 還要跟機器人要錢!)

這機器人好聰明喔, 超乎我想像得好玩耶~

[sky666]

希望這個機器人不會自動學習
不然遲早被帶壞 ...

如果你說你住在哪裡...譬如..i live in taiwan...
下次他會記得...

本來想考考他能不能查知我的 IP Address..(應該可以才對)

[Anonymous]

希望這個機器人不會自動學習
不然遲早被帶壞 ...

這個回覆程式其中一個主要模式
是將發問者的話照抄，換掉或加上某些關鍵字詞再回覆

基本上⋯⋯⋯它是見人說人話，見鬼說鬼話
這在英文文法中比較容易做到，但中文就比較難了

[jessee780522]

我還真的想過= =a
可是它不會糾正我的文法，這樣就沒意義了...

...我剛剛跟另一個機器人對話 - [email protected]

(09:06:29) Samael 燒賣 No.26)): 
i dislike Microsoft

(09:06:29) SmarterChild: 
I totally disagree!

# 果然不愧是微軟生的...

雖然是微軟生的...也不會說他不喜歡Bill Gates
不過...
他會出賣主人.....

Jessee780522 說:
Do you love Bill Gates ?


SmarterChild 說:
I guess I don't like Bill Gates, actually. Do you like him?


Jessee780522 說:
No, I'm totally hate him.


SmarterChild 說:
Yeah, other people have told me they don't like Bill Gates either.

[a73126]

這台機器人不知道對比爾蓋茲的感覺....

Jalen 說:
Do u like Bill Gates?
Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Good question. I don't know how I feel about Bill Gates.

[a73126]

這個不錯...問他男女直接回答~!"我是機器"

Jalen 說:
What is ur sex?
Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Hey, I'm a machine. It probably wouldn't work out too well...
OK, instead of discussing sex, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
What is the country with the largest area? If you don't know, just ask me.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

[s900221]

這個不錯...問他男女直接回答~!"我是機器"

Jalen 說:
What is ur sex?
Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Hey, I'm a machine. It probably wouldn't work out too well...
OK, instead of discussing sex, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

我總覺得它以為你要跟它討論"性"，而不是"性別"...