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> > DRIVER'S LICENSE
> >
> > A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends
> > house for a play date.
> >
> > "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
> > "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns.
> > "It is not polite."
> > "Ok," the little girl says, "How much do you
> > weigh?"
> >
> > "Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are
> > really
> > none of your business."
> > Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
> > "That is enough questions, honestly!"
> > The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
> > "My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little
> > girl says to her friend.
> >
> > "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is
> > look at her drivers license.
> >
> > It is like a report card, it has everything on
> > it."
> >
> > Later that night the little girl says to her
> > mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
> >
> > The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
> > "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
> > The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you
> > find
> > that out?"
> > "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know
> > why you and daddy got a divorce."
> >
> > "Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
> > "Because you got an F in sex."
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