DOS狂想曲

**xturtle** · 2001-08-05, 07:36 AM

我有天無聊亂想的∼黑黑
A:\>COPY CON CONFIG.SYS
DOS=HIGH, UMB
DEVICEHIGH=A:\BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS
^Z

1 File(s) copied.
A:\>REBOOT
.................
.................
Award Modular BIOS VER 4.50PG...............
.................
.................
Starting MSDOS............

Welcome to Bill gate`s world!
Loadind Godlize Module.......100%

Microsoft MS-DOS special Bill Gate Version 7.00
Copyright(C) Microsoft. All right reserved.
（這時USER在想，這他媽的啥麼東西，一定是我掛了那個HEISGOD.SYS的原因，把他幹掉）

A:\>del \BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS
Access denied.（雪特

）
A:\>attrib -r -h -s \billgate\heisgod.sys

A:\>del \BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS
Illegal Command.（you can`t kill our boss.）（哇勒$#@#@$@....）

A:\>del \BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS（老子不信邪）
If you still want to delete "HEISGOD.SYS", We`ll format your floppy and erase your CMOS and BIOS ROM.（天哪@@|||）

A:\>del \BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS（管你的）
Formatting Drive A:..........100%

Ignore Unformat Information.（完了@@""）
Cleaning CMOS................100%

Eraseing BIOS................100%

Bye! your system.

(REBOOT)

..........................................T_T
為什麼？@@"

**Mohican** · 2001-09-13, 04:36 AM

A:\>COPY CON CONFIG.SYS
DOS=HIGH, UMB
DEVICEHIGH=A:\BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS
^Z

1 File(s) copied.
A:\>REBOOT

少了
Devicehigh=a:\himem.sys
Devicehigh=a:\emm386.exe noems
這兩行。

有問題時重寫就好了唄，
A:\>COPY CON CONFIG.SYS
Devicehigh=a:\himem.sys
Devicehigh=a:\emm386.exe noems
DOS=HIGH, UMB
^Z

1 File(s) copied.
A:\>REBOOT