青蛙和袋鼠去嫖妓，

袋鼠三兩下就完事，

卻聽見隔壁整夜

“一、二、三、嘿！”

“一、二、三、嘿！”

“一、二、三、嘿！”

次日早上袋鼠說﹕

青蛙，你真是利害耶！

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青蛙答道﹕靠！！老子一夜都沒跳上床