【影片】This Land - 美國總統候選人 Bush & Kerry 互相調侃 Flash 動畫

哇哈哈! 太好笑了剛剛去找歌詞找好久
看了更好笑
有一次電視還播kerry在演講的時候突然學牛仔
"咦呀~~~~~" 這裡也有!! 超好笑
土大下面的歌詞你可以放到你那頁可以方便大叫笑哦!!
好好笑啊~~~
"This Land" starring George Bush and John Kerry:

Bush:
This land is your land.
This land is my land.
I'm a Texas tiger.
You're a liberal wiener.
I'm a great crusader.
You're a Herman Munster.
This land will surely vote for me.

Kerry:
This land is your land.
This land is my land.
I'm an intellectual.
You're a stupid dumbass.
I'm a Purple Heart winner,
and yes its true I won it thrice.
This land will surely vote for me.

Bush:
You have more waffles
than a House of Pancakes.
You offer flip flops.
I offer tax breaks.
You're a UN pussy.
And yes its true that I kick ass.
This land will surely vote for me.

Kerry:
You can say nuclear.
That really scares me.
Sometimes a brain can
come in quite handy.
But its not going to help you,
because I won three purple hearts.
This land will surely vote for me.

Howard Dean:
Yeehaw!

Bush:
You're a liberal sissy.

Kerry:
You're a right wing nutjob.

Bush:
You're a pinko commie.

Kerry:
You're dumb as a door knob.

Bush:
You got that Botox.

Kerry:
But I still won three Purple Hearts.

Both:
This land will surely vote for me.

Native American:
This land was my land.

Advertisers:
But now its OUR land.

Arnold Schwarzenegger:
From Ca-li-for-nia..

Bill Clinton:
To the New York Island?br>(slap from Hillary)
Whatd I do?

Kerry:
From the liberal wieners?p>Bush:
To the right wing nut jobs?p>Both:
This land belongs to you and me.

Bush:
Oh, and Dick Cheney, too.