【轉貼】英文黃色笑話

1)Sex is math:
Add 2 bodies,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs and multiply!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > 2) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that
> > > > > our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut!
> > > > > MUM: You mean it's small?
> > > > > LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > 3) A couple recently married was happy with
> > > > > the whole thing.
> > > > > He was happy with the hole, and she was happy
> > > > > with the thing.
> > > > >
> > > > > 4) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex?
> > > > > 2% eat.
> > > > > 3% smoke cigarettes.
> > > > > 4% take shower.
> > > > > 5% go to sleep.
> > > > > 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
> > > > >
> > > > > 5) What is a KISS?
> > > > > It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower
> > > > > INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast
> > > > > ACCELERATION that will
> > > > > build next GENERATION.
> > > > >
> > > > > 6) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
> > > > > The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they
> > > > > your babies?
> > > > > MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these
> > > > > are customer COMPLAINTS.
> > > > >
> > > > > 7) Women top 5 lies:
> > > > > 5. I am a virgin.
> > > > > 4. It is so big.
> > > > > 3. I can't do that to my best friend.
> > > > > 2. I won't gain weight after marriage.
> > > > > 1. I am coming I am coming!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > 8) Why is your dick better than a credit card?
> > > > > 1. Once spent it it recharges itself.
> > > > > 2. It is accepted worldwide.
> > > > > 3. You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You
> > > > > want to play magic?
> > > > > She says: What is that?
> > > > > He says: We go Home, Fuck, and then you disappear.
> > > > >
> > > > > 10) What is the closest thing to a woman period?
> > > > > Your SALARY...It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5
> > > > > days, and if it doesn't come, you are FUCKED!!!

都不錯！！！

第7個與第10個最好笑！:D :D :D

感謝分享！！！

對呀 ~ 第七個真的滿好笑 ^_^ !! i'm coming ... i'm coming .....

不過誰能解說一下第十個嗎 ?? 看沒 :p

[QUOTE][i]最初由 moderjou 發表[/i]
[B]對呀 ~ 第七個真的滿好笑 ^_^ !! i'm coming ... i'm coming .....

不過誰能解說一下第十個嗎 ?? 看沒 :p [/B][/QUOTE]

什麼東西最類似女人的月經....
你的薪水！它一個月只來一次....而都維持4-5天....
如果它沒來....那就是說你被【FUCKED】啦~~

p.s.不曉得該怎麼翻那個字會比較貼切.....