【笑話】抱怨信...

這是今天看到的一封信...
是說一位學生對學校抱怨一些事...

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to complain about my girlfriend who I met at your school.

A few weeks ago I started studying at your school and in my class I met a girl. She was very cute and I liked her, one day I asked her to have a coffee with me and soon we started dating.

However, she has not been a good girlfriend for me. She has never made lunch for me and she doesn't come to my apartment to clean my room. Also she is not good at kissing, what's more last week she forgot my birthday and instead went to a movie with another boy. I was very upset.

As a result I would like to exchange this girl for another girlfriend. Please introduce several girls to me and I will choose which one I like.

I trust this problem can resolved and I hope my next girlfriend is better.