WHY does a man want to have a WIFE?
(男人為啥娶老婆)

Because:
(因為)

W--- Washing(洗衣)
I--- Ironing(燙衣)
F--- Food(做飯)
E--- Entertainment(娛樂)

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?
(為啥女人嫁老公)
Because:
(因為)

H---Housing(有房)
U---Understanding(有心靈相通)
S---Sharing(有分享的喜悅)
B---Buying(有錢買想要的東西)
A---and(還有)
N---Never(絕對不)
D---Demanding(要求太高)