【笑話】員工要求加薪的信件及經理的回覆(英文)



贊助商連結


toms25
2004-07-29, 09:05 PM
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!



Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

[Marian $hih




The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:





Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

贊助商連結


ehawk
2004-07-29, 10:10 PM
lol

biggian
2004-08-09, 11:08 PM
good ....it's funny

venty
2004-08-09, 11:52 PM
證明:
懂得說NO的人才會成功

ehawk
2004-08-10, 02:31 AM
下面這是真實的, 我在MSN game zone 玩 AOE II 等待 Player 時發生, 一字未改 複製下來:

Bill82104 enters.
eEe_yYy_eEe> hi
Bill82104> hi
dkp_Stryker enters.
Bill82104> sup dkp
dkp_Stryker> ...
dkp_Stryker> nothin
dkp_Stryker> who are you?
eEe_yYy_eEe> boss of microsoft
dkp_Stryker> 11
Bill82104> haha
dkp_Stryker> can i have free windows?
Bill82104> You're talking to the boss of Microsoft, and all you ask for is free Windows?
dkp_Stryker> 1
_Syberia_ enters.
CAC_BoldLion enters.
CAC_BoldLion> hi
dkp_Stryker> and maybe mem+ on zone
MyThiC4L_LeGiON enters.
Bill82104> hah

記得有類似的笑話(幽默)但這個卻是發生在身邊. 我們在 Game Zone 裡大量使用縮寫及術語,
因此有必要做個翻譯 對照, 以免完全不知他們在說甚麼...

我把 Player's nickname 改成紅色, 避免混淆.
我的 Game 是八人連線, Enters 是玩家進來我 (3 eyes 就是我) Host 的 Game room.
sup = What's up 用在打招呼.
nothin = nothing
11 = 大笑. 跟 haha 同.
1 = 對, 是的, 好...., (2 則是代表 否定, 不對, 不是, 不好...)
mem+ = member pluse (MSN game zone 裡面的警察, 管理員...請看我頭像的那個圖案即是.
想加入 member pluse 是不簡單的...不過我不是mem+, 祇是喜歡那個圖案而已. 隨手借來用用..