【轉貼】男人很難取悅!!



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hac
2002-08-26, 06:23 PM
寫的真好~~~ !!!真不知寫下這篇文章的人是男是女
太精采了~~漂亮~~~`

Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很難取悅!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了.

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好,他說妳驕傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他.

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理論,他說妳固執

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默,他說妳沒大腦!

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明,他沒面子

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明,他很棒!

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛,他說妳不愛他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做,他說你是賤貨!

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不,他說妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他,妳好像他奶媽

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳,是表示他“關心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾,妳是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾,他是不得以的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女人

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸煙,他是紳士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他說是實力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害他,表示妳很殘忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅!

sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄這封信給男生,他們會發誓以上是不正確的..

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄給他們,他們說妳自私..

The moral of the story is.......
以上的故事告訴我們:
SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
快轉寄這郵件給男生吧!
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
轉寄給女生,讓她們笑一笑!>

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rainwen
2002-08-26, 06:26 PM
我發誓,以上是不正確的......

Schnaufer
2002-08-26, 06:27 PM
  The Reversal is also Applicable to Women.

iverson007
2002-08-26, 07:56 PM
i swear that it's not true

dodameca
2002-08-26, 08:16 PM
不一定~~~

may7494
2002-08-26, 09:00 PM
不管是男人還是女人
都是很難搞的動物.........

Personal
2002-08-26, 10:23 PM
只要兩個人有感覺就好搞了,,
如果沒感覺的話一切白談...

woofer0320
2002-08-27, 06:31 PM
一樣啦,男生覺得女生難搞,女生何嘗不是這樣覺得?

godspeedYTK
2002-08-27, 06:48 PM
男人女痕都一樣啦∼

stand05
2002-08-28, 12:07 AM
抗議!!