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2001-01-12, 06:20 PM
情色減肥法 （開玩笑的啦！） calorie burning chart
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
Look how many calories you can burn: 你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:
(Men's version, but there are many common items) (以下雖是男性觀點,不過也有許多共同點 )
● TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement......................12 cal 經由她的同意12卡
Without her agreement...................187 cal 未經她的同意187卡
●TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands...........................8 cal 用雙手8卡
With one hand.............................12 cal 用單手12卡
With one hand being slapped...............37 cal 用單手被拍打37卡
With the mouth............................85 cal 用嘴85卡
●PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
With erection..............................6 cal 勃起時 6卡
Without erection..........................315 cal 未勃起時315卡
●PRELIMINARIES 第一次
Trying to find the clitoris...............8 cal 試著找到"入口" 8卡
Trying to find G spot.....................92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all.....................0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
●WHEN DOING IT 正在做的時候
Holding her up........................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
●POSITIONS 姿勢
daddy-mummy...........................12 cal 一般式 12卡
69 laying.............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
69 standing up......................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
Trolley.............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
Italian chandelier..................912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
●HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮
Real...........................112 cal 真的 112卡
Fake...........................315 cal 假的 315卡
●POST ORGASM 高潮之後
Staying in bed.................18 cal 還留在床上 18卡
Jumping off the bed............36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
Explaining why he jumped off the bed..816 cal 解釋著為什麼他跳下床 816卡
●GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
Between 16 and 19 years of age.....12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
from 20 to 29......................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
from 30 to 39.....................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
from 40 to 49.....................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
from 50 to 59.....................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
over 60...........................2916 cal 過了 60歲 2916卡
●PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
Quietly.............................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32卡
Being in a hurry....................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98卡
With her husband opening the door..1218 cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218卡
贊助商連結
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
Look how many calories you can burn: 你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:
(Men's version, but there are many common items) (以下雖是男性觀點,不過也有許多共同點 )
● TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement......................12 cal 經由她的同意12卡
Without her agreement...................187 cal 未經她的同意187卡
●TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands...........................8 cal 用雙手8卡
With one hand.............................12 cal 用單手12卡
With one hand being slapped...............37 cal 用單手被拍打37卡
With the mouth............................85 cal 用嘴85卡
●PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
With erection..............................6 cal 勃起時 6卡
Without erection..........................315 cal 未勃起時315卡
●PRELIMINARIES 第一次
Trying to find the clitoris...............8 cal 試著找到"入口" 8卡
Trying to find G spot.....................92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all.....................0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
●WHEN DOING IT 正在做的時候
Holding her up........................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
●POSITIONS 姿勢
daddy-mummy...........................12 cal 一般式 12卡
69 laying.............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
69 standing up......................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
Trolley.............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
Italian chandelier..................912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
●HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮
Real...........................112 cal 真的 112卡
Fake...........................315 cal 假的 315卡
●POST ORGASM 高潮之後
Staying in bed.................18 cal 還留在床上 18卡
Jumping off the bed............36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
Explaining why he jumped off the bed..816 cal 解釋著為什麼他跳下床 816卡
●GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
Between 16 and 19 years of age.....12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
from 20 to 29......................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
from 30 to 39.....................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
from 40 to 49.....................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
from 50 to 59.....................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
over 60...........................2916 cal 過了 60歲 2916卡
●PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
Quietly.............................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32卡
Being in a hurry....................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98卡
With her husband opening the door..1218 cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218卡
贊助商連結