男廁所公告

(中文版)

小便向前靠 水滴不外落(ㄌㄠˋ)
勤練彈指功 健康又乾淨
異物不入池 檳榔不亂吐

(英文版)

Would you please stand closer,
because your " Big John " is not as long as you think.
Thank you very much !