性愛是最佳減重方法?!



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allenchiou
2002-01-20, 12:29 AM
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了

Look how many calories you can burn:
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:

* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
Without her agreement..........187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡

* TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸衣
With both hands...................8 cal   用雙手 8卡
With one hand....................12 cal  用單手 12卡
With one hand being slapped......37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
With the mouth...................85 cal 用嘴 85卡

* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM  戴上保險套
With erection......................6 cal  勃起時 6卡
Without erection.................315 cal  未勃起時 315卡

* PRELIMINARIES       第一次
Trying to find the clitoris.......8 cal  試著找到入口 8卡
Trying to find G spot............92 cal  試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all.............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡

* WHEN DOING IT      開始做的時候
Holding her up.....................12 cal  把她抱起來 12卡
Just on the floor...................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡

* POSITIONS         姿勢
daddy-mummy...........................12 cal  一般式 12卡
69 laying..............................8 cal  躺臥69式 8卡
69 standing up.......................112 cal  直立69式 112卡
Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡
Italian chandelier...................912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡

* HAVING AN ORGASM    達到高潮
Real................................112 cal  真的 112卡
Fake................................315 cal  假的 315卡

* POST ORGASM            高潮之後
Staying in bed..........................18 cal  還留在床上 18卡
Jumping off the be......................36 cal  立刻跳下床 36卡
> > Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816 cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816


* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION  第二次勃起
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal  16-19歲 12卡
from 20 to 29.......................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡
from 30 to 39......................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡
from 40 to 49......................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡
from 50 to 59......................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡
over 60............................2916 cal  過了 60 歲 2916卡

* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES     穿上衣服
Quietly..............................32 cal  靜悄悄地 32卡
Being in a hurry.....................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地 98卡
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候
1218


贊助商連結


cornea
2002-01-20, 10:05 AM
哈哈~

email
2002-01-20, 01:24 PM
lol~~大開眼界..coc

LYNN
2002-01-25, 11:50 AM
粉有趣

x69toki
2002-01-26, 08:41 PM
:D :D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D 很棒!真的!

8250
2002-01-27, 05:29 PM
原來如此....

Saltpeter
2002-01-27, 05:37 PM
:D :D :D :D 哈哈哈...原來是醬子的喔

cengzie
2002-01-27, 07:11 PM
ㄏㄏ 難過很多人都很瘦..ㄏㄏ
ㄜ....

chunping
2002-01-27, 08:26 PM
^++++++^
真的是這樣嗎?
請有經驗的人說說話吧~ ^^

cengzie
2002-01-27, 08:29 PM
最初由 chunping 發表
^++++++^
真的是這樣嗎?
請有經驗的人說說話吧~ ^^
ㄜ....我以前很瘦...
現在更瘦ㄌ..
因為...
我最近長熬夜啦 ㄏㄏ^_^