0029J
2002-01-13, 11:31 PM
程式設計師常說的話！
天啊，好像都是我在說的呢！
THE TOP 25 THINGS PROGRAMMERS SAY
25. Even though it does not work, how does it feel?
24. There must be a virus in the application software.
23. Somebody must have changed my code.
22. It works, but it's not been tested.
21. It's already there, but it has not been tested.
20. Didn't I fix it already?
19. THIS can't do THAT.
18. I can't test everything!
17. It's just some unlucky coincidence.
16. It will be done in no time at all.
15. Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
14. I'm almost ready.
13. Oh, it's just a feature.
12. You must have the wrong executable.
11. Yes yes, it will be ready in time.
10. I have not touched that module!
9. There is something wrong in your test data.
8. The user has made an error again.
7. Has the operating system been updated?
6. The machine seems to be broken.
5. How is this possible?
4. Well, the program needs some fixing.
3. It did work yesterday.
2. I've never heard about that.
1. Strange...
25. 都這樣了，還不 work，搞什麼？
24. 你可能中毒了喔。
23. 一定是有人改了我的程式。
22. 已經可以了，不過還沒測試過喔。
21. 都好了啊，還沒測試過就是了。
20. 我不是已經修好了嗎？
19. 這個不能那個。( THIS can't do THAT.)
18. 我一個人又測不完！
17. 怎麼這麼衰！
16. 沒問題，馬上好！
15. 當然，當然，我再修一修就可以了。
14. 快好了，快好了。
13. 好啦，只不過一個小功能嘛！
12. 你拿錯執行檔了。
11. 可以，可以，來得及。
10. 我可沒動過這個模組喔！
9. 你的測試資料一定有錯！（我那邊不會啊！）
8. 不可以這樣操作的啦！
7. 你的作業系統（驅動程式）升級了沒有啊？
6. 機器好像壞了。
5. 怎麼可能？！
4. 哦，這程式還要改一下。
3. 昨天還好好的呀！
2. 我從來不知道有這種事。
1. 奇怪...
贊助商連結
天啊，好像都是我在說的呢！
THE TOP 25 THINGS PROGRAMMERS SAY
25. Even though it does not work, how does it feel?
24. There must be a virus in the application software.
23. Somebody must have changed my code.
22. It works, but it's not been tested.
21. It's already there, but it has not been tested.
20. Didn't I fix it already?
19. THIS can't do THAT.
18. I can't test everything!
17. It's just some unlucky coincidence.
16. It will be done in no time at all.
15. Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
14. I'm almost ready.
13. Oh, it's just a feature.
12. You must have the wrong executable.
11. Yes yes, it will be ready in time.
10. I have not touched that module!
9. There is something wrong in your test data.
8. The user has made an error again.
7. Has the operating system been updated?
6. The machine seems to be broken.
5. How is this possible?
4. Well, the program needs some fixing.
3. It did work yesterday.
2. I've never heard about that.
1. Strange...
25. 都這樣了，還不 work，搞什麼？
24. 你可能中毒了喔。
23. 一定是有人改了我的程式。
22. 已經可以了，不過還沒測試過喔。
21. 都好了啊，還沒測試過就是了。
20. 我不是已經修好了嗎？
19. 這個不能那個。( THIS can't do THAT.)
18. 我一個人又測不完！
17. 怎麼這麼衰！
16. 沒問題，馬上好！
15. 當然，當然，我再修一修就可以了。
14. 快好了，快好了。
13. 好啦，只不過一個小功能嘛！
12. 你拿錯執行檔了。
11. 可以，可以，來得及。
10. 我可沒動過這個模組喔！
9. 你的測試資料一定有錯！（我那邊不會啊！）
8. 不可以這樣操作的啦！
7. 你的作業系統（驅動程式）升級了沒有啊？
6. 機器好像壞了。
5. 怎麼可能？！
4. 哦，這程式還要改一下。
3. 昨天還好好的呀！
2. 我從來不知道有這種事。
1. 奇怪...
贊助商連結