你(妳)理想中的對象是...........
有錢?漂亮?帥氣?幽默?善良??

贊助商連結

只要對方彼此看的順眼個性合得來就可以了...

:D

先看個小故事..


When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.Everything
was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me
miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.....

自從讀過這個故事後，我喜歡的女孩類型就.... :o

最初由 crash男
先看個小故事..


When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.Everything
was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me
miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.....

自從讀過這個故事後，我喜歡的女孩類型就.... :o

這各故事告訴我~~~~以前沒好好念英文，現在什麼都看不懂

女孩最重要的是有氣質又不失可愛
齊家治國平天下之能力

最初由 crash男
先看個小故事..
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

自從讀過這個故事後，我喜歡的女孩類型就.... :o
似懂非懂..很多單字都不認識..嗚..
念書時沒讀好英文.. 讀後感..:o

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
當我14歲的時候..我很渴望有一天..我會有個女朋友
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
當我16歲的時候..我終於有女朋友了..但是我兩之間卻沒有任何的熱戀中的感覺..所以為了自己我決定找個比較熱情大方的女朋友
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.Everything
was an emergency,
大學的時候..我有個很熱情的女朋友..可是他在感情上蠻激動的..每件事情都好像打仗班的戰戰兢兢
she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide.
他就好像長男媳婦裡的女主角..每次都在哭..而且都拿自殺當藉口
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
所以勒..我決定甩了他..換個感情比較穩定的來玩玩
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
當我25歲的時候..我找到一個情緒比較穩定的女孩..可是..他實在好無聊歐
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
他幾乎沒有任何創意..而且對每件事都不會感到刺激好玩..就跟冰山一樣
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
我的人生變成了黑白..不是因為我的肝不好..所以我還是痛下決心..找個比較活力一點的女孩子
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
我28歲的時候..我好死不死又交到了一個很陽光的女孩..但是我卻無法跟他好好相處
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
他超優柔寡斷..都不能很明確的決定任何事
She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met.
他常常為了很白吃魯莽的事情著迷..而且對每個他遇到的人都很隨便開玩笑
She made me miserable as often as happy.
而且讓我快起校還很高興勒
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
我剛認識她的時候還蠻有趣的..也很有精神..但也蠻直率的..
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
ㄏㄏ..所以我再度展現我的魅力去找個有抱負的女人
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her.
靠..真是狗屎運..我31歲的時候又交到一個聰明又有野心的雌性動物..
他處心積慮的在我的生活圈裡埋下他的樁腳..最後與我結婚了
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
我的下場當然是悲慘的離婚..而且他帶走我所有的一切
I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.....
到了窮困潦倒的40歲..我在找個大枕頭..^o^(就是胸前那兩個)

我英文不好..也翻了一下字典..而且盡量翻的接近我們的習慣用法與口語..不變處請多包含..謝謝

TIM翻的有101分!
可以去幫忙翻south park了~~~ ^______^

最初由 kenneth42
你(妳)理想中的對象是...........
有錢?漂亮?帥氣?幽默?善良??
1.沒錢是很痛苦沒錯...但,要有本事有出息,不能等錢送來
2.要耐看,且樣子要與聲音能搭的起來
3.有的人是要等你的幽默,不一定他是幽默的
4.善良是一定要,不然會有不3不4的朋友,你就累了
5.要能相互體諒,有共同興趣
6.而且相互要有都需要對方的條件,不然都去找別人,要你幹麻?
7.一定要幸福哦.....

我想…一個能在你背後支持你的女人…才是最重要的吧…
在你做重要的事時…都能支持你…為你打氣…幫你打理一些其它的小事…
讓你不用擔心…全心的去做…這才是重要的…
有看過劉德華的「龍在邊緣」嗎…就像劇中…劉德華的老婆一樣…
我想…這就是一個男人最喜愛的女人吧…