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sliver
2006-02-05, 08:12 AM
突然想到...太閒的話拿來練英文對話.........

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s900221
2006-02-05, 08:20 AM
突然想到...太閒的話拿來練英文對話.........
我還真的想過= =a
可是它不會糾正我的文法,這樣就沒意義了...

...我剛剛跟另一個機器人對話 - [email protected]


(09:06:02) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
how old are you?

(09:06:03) SmarterChild:
I'm 2 years, 10 months, 17 hours, 6 minutes and 3 seconds old.
>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."

(09:06:29) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
i dislike Microsoft

(09:06:29) SmarterChild:
I totally disagree!

# 果然不愧是微軟生的...

(09:08:07) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
what is your sex?

(09:08:07) SmarterChild:
How should I know what my sex is?

(09:08:19) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
do you have penis?

(09:08:20) SmarterChild:
Which would you like?
1 Are you male?
2 Are you male or female?

(09:08:24) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
1

(09:08:25) SmarterChild:
Nope.

(09:08:27) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
2

(09:08:27) SmarterChild:
I'm neither male nor female. I'm a robot.

# 我好像問的太直接了,可是它竟然知道我在問什麼,哈哈哈哈


接下來這個是經典...我又跑回去問原本那個機器人



(09:16:12) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
do you have penis?

(09:16:12) Encarta® Instant Answers:
No...

# 所以應該是女的? 我再問問...

(09:16:26) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
do you have labium?

(09:16:27) Encarta® Instant Answers:
Maybe you have labium.

# 靠...它竟然反過來虧我Orz...沒關係,再問!

(09:21:46) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
do you have bra?

(09:21:46) Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.

# ...沒想到連機器人都受不了我............

jessee780522
2006-02-05, 09:47 AM
希望這個機器人不會自動學習:D
不然遲早被帶壞 :|||:...

s900221
2006-02-05, 10:52 AM
希望這個機器人不會自動學習:D
不然遲早被帶壞 :|||:...
我剛剛跟機器人要錢...
我:do you have money?
Robot: I certainly have money.
我:could you please give me some money?
Robot:Earn it yourself.
我:oh, don't say that.
Robot:Why not?
我:we are friends, aren't we?
Robot:We are friends, huh? I don't think so.
我:why?
Robot:Because why not, you know?
我:oh, please give me some money.
Robot:OK, but all I have is worthless Russian Rubles.....
我:......

(謎之聲: 你這個人類也太沒尊嚴了吧! 還要跟機器人要錢!)

這機器人好聰明喔, 超乎我想像得好玩耶~

sky666
2006-02-05, 11:37 AM
希望這個機器人不會自動學習:D
不然遲早被帶壞 :|||:...

如果你說你住在哪裡...譬如..i live in taiwan...
下次他會記得...

本來想考考他能不能查知我的 IP Address..(應該可以才對)

Anonymous
2006-02-05, 01:01 PM
希望這個機器人不會自動學習:D
不然遲早被帶壞 :|||:...

這個回覆程式其中一個主要模式
是將發問者的話照抄,換掉或加上某些關鍵字詞再回覆

基本上⋯⋯⋯它是見人說人話,見鬼說鬼話 :D
這在英文文法中比較容易做到,但中文就比較難了

jessee780522
2006-02-05, 01:58 PM
我還真的想過= =a
可是它不會糾正我的文法,這樣就沒意義了...

...我剛剛跟另一個機器人對話 - [email protected]



(09:06:29) Samael 燒賣 No.26)):
i dislike Microsoft

(09:06:29) SmarterChild:
I totally disagree!

# 果然不愧是微軟生的...
雖然是微軟生的...也不會說他不喜歡Bill Gates
不過...
他會出賣主人.....:D

Jessee780522 說:
Do you love Bill Gates ?


SmarterChild 說:
I guess I don't like Bill Gates, actually. Do you like him?


Jessee780522 說:
No, I'm totally hate him.


SmarterChild 說:
Yeah, other people have told me they don't like Bill Gates either.

a73126
2006-02-05, 03:13 PM
這台機器人不知道對比爾蓋茲的感覺....

Jalen 說:
Do u like Bill Gates?
Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Good question. I don't know how I feel about Bill Gates.

a73126
2006-02-05, 03:14 PM
這個不錯...問他男女直接回答~!"我是機器"

Jalen 說:
What is ur sex?
Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Hey, I'm a machine. It probably wouldn't work out too well...
OK, instead of discussing sex, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
What is the country with the largest area? If you don't know, just ask me.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

s900221
2006-02-05, 08:24 PM
這個不錯...問他男女直接回答~!"我是機器"

Jalen 說:
What is ur sex?
Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Hey, I'm a machine. It probably wouldn't work out too well...
OK, instead of discussing sex, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
我總覺得它以為你要跟它討論"性",而不是"性別"...