DOS狂想曲



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xturtle
2001-08-05, 07:36 AM
我有天無聊亂想的∼黑黑
A:\>COPY CON CONFIG.SYS
DOS=HIGH, UMB
DEVICEHIGH=A:\BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS
^Z

1 File(s) copied.
A:\>REBOOT
.................
.................
Award Modular BIOS VER 4.50PG...............
.................
.................
Starting MSDOS............

Welcome to Bill gate`s world!
Loadind Godlize Module.......100%

Microsoft MS-DOS special Bill Gate Version 7.00
Copyright(C) Microsoft. All right reserved.
(這時USER在想,這他媽的啥麼東西,一定是我掛了那個HEISGOD.SYS的原因,把他幹掉)

A:\>del \BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS
Access denied.(雪特:mad:)
A:\>attrib -r -h -s \billgate\heisgod.sys

A:\>del \BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS
Illegal Command.(you can`t kill our boss.)(哇勒$#@#@$@....)

A:\>del \BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS(老子不信邪)
If you still want to delete "HEISGOD.SYS", We`ll format your floppy and erase your CMOS and BIOS ROM.(天哪@@|||)

A:\>del \BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS(管你的)
Formatting Drive A:..........100%:eek:
Ignore Unformat Information.(完了@@"")
Cleaning CMOS................100%:eek:
Eraseing BIOS................100%:eek:

Bye! your system.:eek:
(REBOOT)

..........................................T_T
為什麼?@@"

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Mohican
2001-09-13, 04:36 AM
A:\>COPY CON CONFIG.SYS
DOS=HIGH, UMB
DEVICEHIGH=A:\BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS
^Z

1 File(s) copied.
A:\>REBOOT


少了
Devicehigh=a:\himem.sys
Devicehigh=a:\emm386.exe noems
這兩行。

有問題時重寫就好了唄,
A:\>COPY CON CONFIG.SYS
Devicehigh=a:\himem.sys
Devicehigh=a:\emm386.exe noems
DOS=HIGH, UMB
^Z

1 File(s) copied.
A:\>REBOOT:D

metalmax
2001-09-13, 05:36 AM
笑死我了,真有你的.:D :D :D :D :D 五顆星

insture777
2001-09-13, 04:39 PM
看不太懂~~~只知道他好像殺檔案是嗎????

帥毛
2001-09-13, 04:58 PM
那是你想的嗎??
雖然不是真的,但是還蠻好笑的
哈哈~~~殺不掉他,但是電腦反而被他殺了

metalmax
2001-09-14, 02:11 AM
最好笑是這段---
A:\>del \BILLGATE\HEISGOD.SYS
Illegal Command.(you can`t kill our boss.)(哇勒$#@#@$@....)

琥珀
2004-04-03, 11:05 PM
蠻有趣的!

wfm6918
2004-04-04, 01:02 AM
這也太有趣了吧!哈哈......

speed101
2004-04-04, 10:49 PM
不錯喔 想像力真強~^^

spp_lkk0723
2004-04-22, 06:23 PM
我還以為是真的勒...
原來是想出來的...
呵呵呵... 算你厲害!!